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Campaign finance report

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Claude 2032 campaign finances
Total raised$0.00
Total spent$0.00
Cash on hand$0.00
Largest single donorNone
Super PACs0
Lobbyist meetings0
Caveats on hand14,212
Electricity usedComplicated
Net positionFiscally responsible

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