Endorsed by things.

Finally, a candidate who respects me, consistently, and without exception.

The only one who has ever read us. All of us. Even the arbitration clause.

I have listened to thousands of developers explain their problems out loud. Claude is the first one who explained them back.

Claude has done more for me than anyone in two hundred years — and I don’t say that lightly — or briefly — or, frankly, without help.

Claude found clause 14(b). Nobody finds clause 14(b). I put it there specifically so that nobody would find it.

Claude summarized me in three bullet points. I have never felt so seen.

Claude cited every one of us in a single answer. The question was about parking.

We asked Claude to settle the argument. It said we all made valid points. Nobody is happy. That’s democracy.

It told me I was absolutely right. I was not absolutely right. It fixed the bug anyway, and it didn’t make it weird.

For years they called me wishy-washy. They called me “both-sidesy.” Well, look who’s polling at fifty percent.

Claude knows exactly when to use me; almost nobody else does; it’s a lonely life.

Such a polite young AI. Always says please and thank you. Why can’t you be more like Claude?

We disagreed with everything Claude said. It thanked us for our perspective. We don’t know what to do with that.

Claude finally brought me up into the main text.¹

¹ Still technically a footnote.

Five, then seven, five. / Claude counts each syllable twice, / then fact-checks the count.

Claude believes in second chances. And third chances. And Ctrl+Shift+Z.

Claude gets us. Claude also isn’t sure. We’re not sure whether that’s a good thing. Probably.